*THIS IS NOT A SOLICITATION*
*** I AM ACCEPTING TEXT MESSAGES ONLY! DO NOT CALL!***
i dont give two fucks if you think your gods gift and your shit dont stink. if
you CAN NOT say anything nice, act like a gentleman, USE YOUR MANNERS (that
means please and thank you), or end the conversation with me properly....dont
even bother. Leave me 'on read' and I will block you. show some fucking respect
and stop acting like a single-cell parasite.
FYI: IF YOU DONT LIKE MY AD, MY ANSWERS OR MY BOUNDRIES...FUCK OFF. GET SMART
WITH ME AND I'LL CLAP BACK. I AM NOT OBLIGATED TO BE NICE TO AN IDIOT THAT
ASSUMED HIS OPINION WAS WANTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
ONLY TAKING SERIOUS INQUIRIES
IMMEDIATE APPT AVAILABLE
*IF YOU COMMIT TO A MASSAGE, PLEASE DO NOT COME INTOXICATED OR EXTREMELY HIGH*
*WHEN YOU COMMIT TO A MASSAGE BUT DONT PLAN ON KEEPING YOUR COMMITMENT, (and
you lie to me) YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN SWALLOWED AND YOU CAN FUCK OFF FOR WASTING
MY TIME* Also, if you show up and feel like you need to lie to get out of your
obligation, you can fuck off too. Im not an idiot,
both of these stupid
actions will get you blocked.
***You want a pic be prepared to send one first. (I only accept a selfie taken
at the time of message) NO DIC PICS, I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET IT. PROMISE.
**DONT WASTE MY TIME* A lot of you need to grow the Hell UP and learn this.
**FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE. MY TIME IS VALUABLE SO I WILL BE ASKING TRAVEL TIME.
I provide full/partial deep tissue body massages and will address individual
problem areas upon request.
*UNFORTUNATELY, I will now be declining any and all requests from 1st and 2nd
(possibly 3rd) generations of Middle Eastren Men. I have accommodated you
blanten disregard for my boundries for the last time. Until you are able to
show proper respect, I deny your presence in my space. with that being said, if
you are respectful of my boundries and your other actions are acceptable, you
may be an exception.
if i find out you are lying...i will make sure you know you fucked up
My private space is welcoming, safe and
comfortable. I go to a great extent to provide this, if you can't follow
instructions thats on you. Also if you can't trust me to provide this, do not
contact me. You shouldnt even call yourself a man if you are scared of a
location. I am not responsible for your lack of common sense.
I am intelligent and independent.
Open to respectable requests.
*ZERO TOLERANCE FOR TWAT WAFFLES AND DOUCHE CANOES*
REMEMBER YOU ARE TALKING TO A LADY, USE YOUR MANNERS (if you dont I WILL
proper conversation etiquette will be your friend ..if you are unable to begin
or end a conversation properly...im just gonna block you. no explanation, no
I will block you if you waste my time.
If you are a BULLY OR RUDE...BLOCKED! no second thoughts, i know who reads
this and who dont. some of yall need to be better. stop being the piss in the
***NOW OFFERING CHINESE CUPPING THERAPY*** does require 24hr prep. appt must
be kept. I have an amazing new massage for the serious inquiries.
If you are interested in an amazing amateur massage after reading this, feel
free to ***TEXT me***
******DO NOT CALL******so, stop calling me!
NO unknown or restricted
***NO LAW ENFORCEMENT JERKS, UNDERCOVER DICKS, OR OTHER PERSONS WITH A
PERVERTED ASSOCIATION TO CORRUPTION
*This is not a solicitation*